Let Your Voice Be Heard!
Fellow citizens of democracy, it is time to go to your polling stations and take part in the democratic process.
The issue at hand: Should Bill keep his mustache?
As you can see, my facial has been allowed to run free, free of the oppression that forced it not to see the light of day back home. Dare I say that it has been liberated!
So the time has come to allow the masses to voice their opinion, so please take a moment to register your vote on this referendum.
Once all the votes are in, I will adhere to the voice of the masses.
By the way, the polls will remain open until sometime in March 2007. :-)
Vote NOW, Vote OFTEN
posted by lock @ 9:09 PM
18 comments
18 Comments:
Dude.
A woman walked by my desk and went "ewww!".
And she doesn't even know you.
Besides, with all that Mediterranean blood of yours it makes you look you should be on a most wanted list.
LYM DCE
I agree, Drew. Why would a hot, handsome hunk of man like that voluntarily choose to look like a weasel?!
Daddy,
I think your mustache (Mama's helping with the spelling/typing) is ucky.
Love,
Xander
Bill,
I think you look better clean-shaven!
Love,
Mama' (Marian)
Daddy,
I like it and I want you to keep it (it pains Mama to be typing this).
Love,
Gabrielle
And we thought XANDER was the one with bad eyesight.....what are you THINKING, Gabri-girl!?!?!?
Billy, you keep that mongoose on your upper lip & you'll have to find yourself another sis-in-law!!! Not that you don't dream of doing that anyway. ;)
Seriously, man.....you went over a hottie...don't come back lookin' like a reject from Welcome Back Kotter!
I'll be praying that you come to your senses...
Love you, sweetie!!! (for now)
Joy
I MEAN IT!!! GET THAT THING OFFA THERE!!!
Jocunda
You're beginning to look a lot like me.
Love,
Nookus
OK Bill,
It's gotta go. IF you shave it off, I'll do the Carlton dance for you. You can even put it online!
Holly :)
YOU GO, HOLLY!!!!!
Joy (Mara's sister) :)
Anyone else think he looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite (minus the curly wig, of course)? Not exactly the professional image that an Army contractor should want to project, huh?
Signed,
Clean-Shaven Anonymous
Bill, I don't think you look like someone from the "Most Wanted List". That cute little pillow you have in the background really softens your image.
William Trimble
OK......bottom line.....it's best if you just go ahead and shave it NOW.....but, if you do choose to keep it to scare off insurgents or whatever.....you HAVE to ditch it before leaving the zone!
Signed,
PARC Buddy
Bill,
I do notice a resemblence to Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite - sorry to say!
Keep it while there if you want but please don't bring it back stateside.
Jim McDonald
NO WAY. GET THAT THING OFFA THERE NOW. PLEASE. YOU LOOK LIKE DAVE NEECE. OR PEDRO.OR HAGRID!!! Ummmm.... GET-IT-OFF-NOW-PLLLLEEEZZZZZE. DONT COME HOME WITH IT. MARA LOVES YOU(now).
The mustache is totally you. I can't believe that you didn't grow one sooner. I highly recommend some extremely long sideburns ("mutton chops") to go with it. Also, shave your head and get some tattoos.
John (Bill's brother), you traitor!
Oh yeah! Keep it!
Your friend, Vito.
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